Please write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth
   Bridge.

   Count me out on this one.  I never could write poetry.

   Add 34957 to 70764.

   (Pause about 30 seconds and then give as answer)
   105621.

   Do you play chess?

   Yes.

   I have K at my K1, and no other pieces.  You have
   only K at K6 and R at R1.  It is your move.  What do
   you play?